nayx:

these people cant be real

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs)

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merrybenjamas:

sharkrobot:

merrybenjamas:

My favourite thing in the world is when guys say stuff like “Girls, take it from a guy; we prefer you with no makeup” etc etc as if girls just wear make up to impress guys

as opposed to

because they want to

and by favourite, i mean i hate those guys

Look everyone, a feminist!

This is the first time I’ve been called a feminist I’m a 20 year old man in pyjama pants

(Source: durumu)

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rneerkat:

the worlds most gigantic deck of cards was created recently. its a pretty big deal

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I’m glad I ran into you. I’m glad we saw each other after all this time. I’ve imagined it so often, you know? Tomorrow I’ll wonder if it even happened at all. I’m glad I ran into you! Somehow I feel so much lonelier than before. I, uh… well, I used to think I could call you. Go have lunch. Get married. As simple as that. The promise of all those high school physics film strips fulfilled. A little spill milk leaps back into pitchers. Broken teacups miraculously reassemble. Time really can — you know, time really can move in two directions. Time really can move in two directions. It doesn’t matter to the universe anyway. Which is to say… which is to say… I don’t know. Which is to say that I… I thought everything could still turn out. Now everything seems so much… more definite. It seems so much more real. It seems so much more final. A little milk, once spilled, cannot unspill. And a broken tea cup is always a broken teacup. You know, it’s funny, ‘cause everyone thinks that they shouldn’t mention you to me. But the omission… the omission only makes it worse. I’d like to hear about you sometimes. I love you. For better or for worse. You can take that on your travels. [x]

(Source: iceinherheart-kissonherlips)

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1truepairing:

racheldratch:

lenadreamsingold:

turquoisevine:

nagayeva:

Do we really have to take this?

A friend of mine was moving from her apartment. She asked me to look after some of her things. I agreed and not too long after she asked if her daughter Frances can come pick it up. I agreed and she came over with her boyfriend, who was also the father of her baby. I helped them carry the stuff down to the car, and during the whole visit exchanged possibly 10 words. 

Next day I received these texts. I had to created a fiancee I didn’t really have in order for him to stop.

I never told my friend what her daughter’s boyfriend did. Now they are expecting a second child, so as you all see, there was no break up. 

So Do we women really have to take this kind of attitude?

Do we have to invent things and people in order to be left alone.

I don’t want to have my titties banged.

I am not an easy lay.

I don’t deserve this.

Why do I go from being called “cute” “smart” and “pretty” in the beginning of the conversation, to “fatty” “bitch” and “ugly” in the end?

Reblog if you are against sexual harassment.

What an asshole..

this shit is so frustrating. these dudes are seriously psychotic as fuck. like he kept harassing her, THEN tried to pit the blame on her. that sounds like a fucking rapist/abuser/manipulator to me.

oh my god he just keeps going ON and on jesus fucking christ

It is funny the length a man’s imagination would go to make someone else the asshole rather than see he was the asshole all along.

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  • men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
  • women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.

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batdude:

if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women

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dfw-cub:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

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Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

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manhatingmermaid:

Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”

(Source: stelmarias)

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darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

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strydering:

YOU GUYS PROBABLY DON’T KNOW A SHIT ABOUT WHAT’S HAPPENING IN BRAZIL BUT AT THIS EXACTLY MOMENT WE HAVE MORE THAN 100000 PEOPLE IN THE STREETS PROTESTING IN RIO DE JANEIRO, MORE THAN 60000 IN SAO PAULO AND PROTESTS ARE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY I’M JUST SO FUCKING PROUD OF MY PEOPLE AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE YOU GUYS FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD AREN’T GETTING INFORMATION ABOUT IT

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